{"id":13743,"date":"2020-08-24T02:03:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-23T22:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=13743"},"modified":"2020-08-24T12:05:55","modified_gmt":"2020-08-24T08:05:55","slug":"yeni-aforizm-dovl%c9%99td%c9%99-v%c9%99zif%c9%99-karantind%c9%99-n%c9%99v%c9%99-toyu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=13743","title":{"rendered":"Yeni aforizm: «D\u00f6vl\u0259td\u0259 v\u0259zif\u0259, karantind\u0259 n\u0259v\u0259 toyu»"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Elnur S\u0259lim<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

«Toydan sonra na\u011fara» kompaniyas\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6lk\u0259d\u0259 \u0259ks-s\u0259das\u0131 s\u0259ngim\u0259k bilmir. M\u0259clis\u0259 t\u0259\u015frif buyurmu\u015f «mehriban d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259nl\u0259r» bird\u0259n bir\u0259 ortaya \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b «koronavirusa meydan oxumalar\u0131» mediyam\u0131za \u0259m\u0259lli-ba\u015fl\u0131 m\u00f6vzu verib. Bu toy m\u0259rasimin\u0259 politoloqlar siyasi qiym\u0259t, iqtisad\u00e7\u0131lar iqtisadi qiym\u0259t, elm adamlar\u0131 elmi qiym\u0259t, ekoloqlar ekoloji, ekstrasensl\u0259r, «man\u0131slar», h\u0259kiml\u0259r v\u0259 s. kimi qiym\u0259t verm\u0259kd\u0259dirl\u0259r.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diqq\u0259timi bu r\u0259yl\u0259r v\u0259 m\u00fcnasib\u0259tl\u0259r i\u00e7ind\u0259 \u018fm\u0259kdar elm xadimi, professor \u015eahlar \u018fsg\u0259rov Ramiz Mehdiyevin n\u0259v\u0259sinin toy m\u0259rasimin\u0259 m\u00fcnasib\u0259ti c\u0259lb etdi. Professor, BDU-nun sabiq rektoru Abel M\u0259h\u0259rr\u0259movun toyda tost dey\u0259rk\u0259n s\u0259sl\u0259ndirdiyi fikirl\u0259ri t\u0259nqid ed\u0259r\u0259k deyib: «H\u0259r k\u0259s f\u0259aliyy\u0259t il\u0259 \u00f6z portiretini \u00e7\u0259kir. Nec\u0259 ki, son g\u00fcnl\u0259r iki akademikimiz \u00e7\u0259kdil\u0259r. Abel m\u00fc\u0259llimin \u00e7\u0259kdiyi \u015f\u0259kil lap \u015fedevr oldu. Akademik tostunda deyir: «Ramiz m\u00fc\u0259llim siz \u00e7ox b\u00f6y\u00fck adams\u0131n\u0131z…, biz is\u0259 \u00e7ox ki\u00e7ik(!). Akademikin m\u0259ntiqi \u00e7ox dola\u015f\u0131qd\u0131r. Bel\u0259 ki, b\u00f6y\u00fck adamlar\u0131n toyunda \u00e7ox ki\u00e7ik adamlar\u0131n n\u0259 i\u015fi? Yox, \u0259g\u0259r toya \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131lanlar \u00e7ox ki\u00e7ikl\u0259rdirs\u0259, toy sahibi \u00e7oxmu b\u00f6y\u00fckd\u00fcr?»<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do\u011frusu, bu akademik «razmerin» standart\u0131n\u0131 ayd\u0131nla\u015fd\u0131rmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn «halay pozan» akademikl\u0259rimizin boylar\u0131n\u0131 tutu\u015fdurdum. Eyni g\u00fcnd\u0259 \u00e7\u0259kilmi\u015f fotolar\u0131n\u0131 eyni miqyasda montaj edib yana\u015f\u0131 qoydum v\u0259 baxd\u0131m ki, bu boy-zad m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259si deyil. H\u0259l\u0259 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u0259nd\u0259 Abel M\u0259h\u0259rr\u0259mov boyca Ramiz Mehdiyevd\u0259n bir ne\u00e7\u0259 barmaq b\u00f6y\u00fckd\u00fcr. \u00c7\u0259ki bax\u0131m\u0131ndan da Abel m\u00fc\u0259llim b\u00f6y\u00fck \u00e7\u0259kiy\u0259 malik olmas\u0131n\u0131 danmaq insafs\u0131zl\u0131q olard\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boylar\u0131na bax\u0131b \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr el\u0259y\u0259 -el\u0259y\u0259, elml\u0259rin\u0259 bax\u0131b fikir el\u0259dim. Elmi titullar\u0131 da akademik oldu\u011funa g\u00f6r\u0259 bu sah\u0259d\u0259 d\u0259 b\u0259rab\u0259rlik g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Y\u0259ni h\u0259r ikisi Elml\u0259r Akademiyas\u0131n\u0131n akademikidir. N\u0259mxuda h\u0259r ikisinin d\u0259 elmi eyni d\u0259r\u0259c\u0259d\u0259 bir \u015fey\u0259 yarayan deyil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0259s bu Abel m\u00fc\u0259llimin ki\u00e7ikliyi n\u0259dir? Biznes imperiyas\u0131nda bir balaca Abel m\u00fc\u0259llim ki\u00e7ikdir. O satd\u0131\u011f\u0131 «\u015f\u0259rab\u0131n b\u0259r\u0259k\u0259ti haqq\u0131» m\u00fctl\u0259q bu ki\u00e7iklik buradan qaynaqlan\u0131r. Y\u0259qin ki, Abel M\u0259h\u0259rr\u0259movun biznesmen kimi ideal\u0131 Ramiz Mehdiyev olmaqd\u0131r. Bu bir q\u0259d\u0259r a\u011fla batan versiyad\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Addak\u0131 h\u0259rf saylar\u0131na g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259 Abel ad\u0131nda 4, Ramiz ad\u0131nda is\u0259 5 h\u0259rfd\u0259n istifad\u0259 olunur. Bunu da ki\u00e7iklik \u0259lam\u0259ti saymaq olar. Onu da xat\u0131rlad\u0131m ki, Abel m\u00fc\u0259llim ad\u0131yla ba\u011fl\u0131, h\u0259tta Vikipediyaya da bel\u0259 yazd\u0131r\u0131b: «Atas\u0131 M\u0259mm\u0259d\u0259li M\u0259h\u0259rr\u0259mov riyaziyyat\u00e7\u0131 olub. O\u011flu anadan olanda ad\u0131n\u0131 Norve\u00e7 riyaziyyat\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 Nils Abelin \u015f\u0259r\u0259fin\u0259 Abel qoymu\u015fdur»<\/strong>. Do\u011frusu burada yad\u0131ma Qaraba\u011f m\u00fcnaqi\u015f\u0259sinin ba\u015flanma fitini ver\u0259n erm\u0259ni akademik Abel Aqanbekyan d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc. \u0130st\u0259r-ist\u0259m\u0259z, m\u0259ntiqi olan bir gic sual meydana g\u0259ldi ki, g\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n, bu Abelin «papas\u0131» \u00e7\u0259km\u0259\u00e7i Qaze riyaziyyat\u00e7\u0131 olmaya-olmaya, niy\u0259 onun ad\u0131n\u0131 Abel Nilsin \u015f\u0259r\u0259fin\u0259 Abel qoyub?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ayaqqab\u0131 \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcl\u0259ri d\u0259 t\u0259xminl\u0259r\u0259 g\u00f6r\u0259 Abel m\u00fc\u0259llimd\u0259 ayaqqab\u0131 2 \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fc b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr. Amma m\u0259lum olan bir \u015feyi unutmaq olmaz ki, Abel m\u00fc\u0259llim babat «vuranda» b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 ki\u00e7ik, ki\u00e7ik is\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr. H\u0259tta el\u0259 olur ki, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc o q\u0259d\u0259r b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, gedib \u0130spaniyaya az qala «m\u00fcharib\u0259 elan edir». Ya da pilota deyir ki, t\u0259yyar\u0259ni «s\u00fcr kosmosa». \u015e\u0259rab \u00e7\u0131xaran\u0131n Allah evini y\u0131xs\u0131n. Karantini pozma\u011f\u0131 bir yana dursun, h\u0259l\u0259 durub «b\u00f6y\u00fck-b\u00f6y\u00fck» tostlar deyir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u0259r\u00e7\u0259nd m\u0259nim bu «b\u00f6y\u00fck» s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 x\u00fcsusi bir allergiyam v\u0259 nifr\u0259tim var. \u00c7\u00fcnki bizim d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259nl\u0259rin \u00e7oxunun ad\u0131n\u0131n qaba\u011f\u0131na bu s\u00f6z yaz\u0131l\u0131b: b\u00d6y\u00fck Erm\u0259nistan, B\u00f6y\u00fck Rusiya (Velikorus)…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y\u0259qin ki, bu bir t\u0259sad\u00fcfd\u00fcr.<\/strong>..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Elnur S\u0259lim «Toydan sonra na\u011fara» kompaniyas\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6lk\u0259d\u0259 \u0259ks-s\u0259das\u0131 s\u0259ngim\u0259k bilmir. M\u0259clis\u0259 t\u0259\u015frif buyurmu\u015f «mehriban d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259nl\u0259r» bird\u0259n bir\u0259 ortaya \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b «koronavirusa meydan oxumalar\u0131» mediyam\u0131za \u0259m\u0259lli-ba\u015fl\u0131<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13745,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13743"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13774,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13743\/revisions\/13774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}