{"id":3868,"date":"2020-04-08T03:51:39","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T23:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2020-04-08T12:33:09","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T08:33:09","slug":"paraya-d%c9%99ym%c9%99-butun%c9%99-d%c9%99ym%c9%99-dogra-doyunca-ye-bir-d%c9%99f%c9%99lik-od%c9%99m%c9%99-paketi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=3868","title":{"rendered":"&#171;Paraya d\u0259ym\u0259, b\u00fct\u00fcn\u0259 d\u0259ym\u0259, do\u011fra doyunca ye&#187; bir d\u0259f\u0259lik \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259 paketi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Nuh tufan\u0131 \u00e7atd\u0131 m\u0259n\u0259,<br>Yaz\u0131q q\u0259fl\u0259td\u0259 yatana,<br>Bax\u0131n sularda batana,<br>Suda \u00fcz\u00fcr, o\u011furlay\u0131r&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>ELB\u018fY\u0130<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bu g\u00fcnl\u0259rd\u0259 Almaniya Bundistaq\u0131nda bir deputat \u018frdo\u011fan\u0131n antikoronavirus paketin\u0259 la\u011f ed\u0259r\u0259k la\u011f etm\u0259kl\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn zal\u0131 g\u00fclm\u0259y\u0259 vadar etdi. Do\u011frusu, t\u00fcrk olaraq, h\u0259m utand\u0131m, h\u0259m d\u0259 \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr el\u0259dim ki, n\u0259 yax\u015f\u0131, onlar\u0131n bizim Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131m\u0131zdak\u0131 b\u0259zi m\u0259murlar\u0131n f\u0259aliyy\u0259tl\u0259rind\u0259n x\u0259b\u0259rl\u0259ri yoxdur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> H\u00f6kum\u0259t pis-yax\u015f\u0131 \u0259lind\u0259n g\u0259l\u0259ni etm\u0259y\u0259 \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r, amma bu \u018fm\u0259k v\u0259 \u018fhalinin Sosial M\u00fcdafi\u0259si nazirliyinin yeni komandas\u0131n\u0131n n\u0259 etm\u0259k ist\u0259diyini bu d\u0259f\u0259 d\u0259 anlayan yoxdur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6z\u00fcnd\u0259n qabaq pis adla sabiq\u0259 \u00e7evrilmi\u015f iki nazirin b\u00fct\u00fcn \u00f6l\u00fcl\u0259rin\u0259 r\u0259hm\u0259t oxutdurub, indi d\u0259 koronovirus risk qrupunda olanlar\u0131na r\u0259hm\u0259t oxutdurmaqla m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olan bu komandan\u0131n n\u0259 etm\u0259k ist\u0259diyini aidiyyatl\u0131 sosial t\u0259b\u0259q\u0259d\u0259n olanlara izah etm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn \u0259n az\u0131 bir nazirlik d\u0259 yaratma\u011fa ehtiyac var. &#171;\u0130slahat\u00e7\u0131lar&#187; iki g\u00f6zd\u0259n \u0259lil olana \u0259lillik verm\u0259m\u0259kl\u0259, g\u00fcya \u0259lillik d\u0259r\u0259c\u0259si alanlar\u0131n say\u0131n\u0131 minumuma endirm\u0259k statiskas\u0131 f\u0131rlad\u0131rlar. \u015e\u0259hid ail\u0259l\u0259rin\u0259 kompensasiya verilm\u0259sind\u0259, \u0259lill\u0259rin kompensasiya m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259si v\u0259 pensiya art\u0131mlar\u0131nda da \u00f6z riyazi dilemmalar\u0131n\u0131 ortaya qoyub s\u0259r\u0259ncamda 4-\u00fc 1 ed\u0259 bilirl\u0259r. Bu d\u0259f\u0259 d\u0259 oyuna \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259 paketi tu\u015f g\u0259lib: <strong>&#171;Paraya d\u0259ym\u0259, b\u00fct\u00fcn\u0259 d\u0259ym\u0259, do\u011fra doyunca ye&#187; bir d\u0259f\u0259lik \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259 paketi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nazir Sahil Babayevi d\u0259 dinl\u0259y\u0259nd\u0259n sonra yad\u0131ma bir l\u0259tif\u0259 d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc: <em>&#171;Yeni il gec\u0259si sah\u0259ni g\u0259z\u0259n sah\u0259 m\u00fcv\u0259kkili d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr ki, dola\u015f\u0131m, gedib Yeni ili asud\u0259 ke\u00e7irim. Binalardan birinin yan\u0131ndan ke\u00e7\u0259nd\u0259 bir eyvandan at\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ka\u011f\u0131z onun qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr. Ka\u011f\u0131z\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcb oxuyur: &#171;Allah\u0259m bu gec\u0259 m\u0259n\u0259 100 manat verm\u0259s\u0259n \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc binadan atacam. \u00dcnvan&#8230;&#187;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Sah\u0259 m\u00fcv\u0259kkili tez \u0259lini cibin\u0259 at\u0131r v\u0259 pulunu say\u0131r ki, c\u0259mi 95 manat\u0131 var. H\u0259min \u00fcnvana yollan\u0131r, qap\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcb bu pulu m\u0259ktub yazana verir ki, gec\u0259 onu narahat el\u0259m\u0259sinl\u0259r. Pill\u0259k\u0259nl\u0259rl\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcb h\u0259y\u0259t\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xanda yenid\u0259n bir ka\u011f\u0131z qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr. Ka\u011f\u0131z\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131b oxuyur: &#171;Allah\u0131m, minn\u0259tdaram, amma bir d\u0259 pulu polisd\u0259n g\u00f6nd\u0259rm\u0259. \u00c7\u00fcnki \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259n 5 manat g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc&#187;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130ndi h\u00f6kum\u0259t pul ay\u0131r\u0131r, amma &#171;sah\u0259 m\u00fcv\u0259kkill\u0259ri&#187; bu pulu \u00fcnvana \u00e7atd\u0131rma\u011f\u0131 bacarm\u0131rlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> R\u0259smi statistikada i\u015fsizl\u0259rin say\u0131 bu ilin yanvar ay\u0131nda <strong>4 min 965 n\u0259f\u0259r <\/strong>olub, bu r\u0259q\u0259m fevral ay\u0131nda is\u0259 <strong>4 min 551 <\/strong>n\u0259f\u0259r art\u0131b. \u0130ndi ayd\u0131n olur ki, mart ay\u0131n\u0131n 1-n\u0259 olan r\u0259smi m\u0259lumata g\u00f6r\u0259 D\u00f6vl\u0259t M\u0259\u015f\u011fulluq Xidm\u0259ti orqanlar\u0131nda i\u015fsiz kimi qeydiyyata al\u0131nan <strong>90 min 779 n\u0259f\u0259r<\/strong> var. Bu g\u00fcn is\u0259 bu r\u0259q\u0259m <strong>200 mini<\/strong> a\u015f\u0131r. Bir bu statiskaya m\u0259hsul olan nazirlik bu r\u0259q\u0259mi d\u0259qiql\u0259\u015fdir\u0259 bilmirs\u0259, milyonlar\u0131 nec\u0259 b\u00f6l\u0259 bil\u0259c\u0259k? B\u0259s r\u0259smi<strong> 4965 i\u015fsiz\u0259 kim ayd\u0131nl\u0131q g\u0259tir\u0259c\u0259k?<\/strong> \u018fslind\u0259 i\u015fsiz daha b\u00f6y\u00fck r\u0259q\u0259mdir. Dedim ax\u0131 4-\u00fc 1 ed\u0259 bil\u0259nl\u0259r bu r\u0259q\u0259min az\u0131 800 min oldu\u011funu da bilirl\u0259r&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u018fn yax\u015f\u0131 \u00fcsul \u0259haliy\u0259 he\u00e7 n\u0259 verm\u0259m\u0259kdir. Koronavirusu Allah g\u00f6nd\u0259rib, qoy b\u0259nd\u0259sini d\u0259 \u00f6z\u00fc qurtars\u0131n. B\u0259nd\u0259 polis\u0259 c\u0259rim\u0259, m\u0259scid\u0259 n\u0259zirini art\u0131rs\u0131n. Onsuz da o d\u00fcnyada bizim pul i\u015fl\u0259mir. S\u0259d\u0259q\u0259 vermirsiniz, bar\u0131 c\u0259rim\u0259 verin. <strong>Onsuz da can g\u0259ldi ged\u0259rdi, pulunuzdan mu\u011fayat olun. Verin pul y\u0131\u011fanlara<\/strong>. G\u0259lin raz\u0131la\u015faq, bu pulu 65 ya\u015fl\u0131 i\u015f\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xmay\u0131b \u00f6z qazanclar\u0131ndan olmu\u015f m\u0259murlar\u0131m\u0131za ver\u0259k. Kas\u0131blar \u00f6lm\u0259z, \u00f6ls\u0259 d\u0259 onlardan bizd\u0259 \u00e7oxdur. H\u0259r halda d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u0259k laz\u0131md\u0131r. Verib pis ki\u015fi olunca, el\u0259 verm\u0259yib pis ki\u015fi ol. N\u0259tic\u0259 onsuz da eynidir: <strong>Pis ki\u015fi<\/strong> &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u0259r g\u00fcn veteranlar\u0131m\u0131z z\u0259ng edib m\u0259n\u0259 bunu yaz, onu yaz, qoy oxusunlar. Yazd\u0131m, di h\u0131&#8230;el\u0259 deyil 80 manat\u0131n\u0131za t\u00fcrkl\u0259r demi\u015f, zam g\u0259l\u0259. Vallahi m\u00fcharib\u0259 veteran\u0131na b\u0259zi m\u0259murlar xortdana baxanlar kimi bax\u0131rlar. S\u0259b\u0259bini ne\u00e7\u0259 ill\u0259rdir ki, tapa bilmir\u0259m. Tapan varsa, yaz\u0131n sor\u011fu g\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ona g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259 bu \u00f6d\u0259ni\u015fl\u0259rin daha asan verilm\u0259sini t\u0259nziml\u0259m\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn b\u0259zi t\u0259klifl\u0259rimi bu i\u015f \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn m\u0259sul edilmi\u015f alih\u0259zr\u0259tl\u0259rin diqq\u0259tin\u0259 \u00e7atd\u0131rmaq ist\u0259yir\u0259m. Yoxsa sms, elektron m\u00fcraci\u0259t, falan &#8212; filan. Da\u011fda \u00e7oban Mamed interneti hardan tapacaq ki, h\u0259l\u0259 bir m\u00fcraci\u0259t d\u0259 ed\u0259 bil\u0259. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr\u0259m ki, h\u0259r k\u0259s ed\u0259c\u0259yim bu t\u0259klifl\u0259ri sevinc i\u015far\u0259tli g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fl\u0259 qar\u015f\u0131layacaq:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212; <strong>\u018fzraild\u0259n koronovirusdan \u00f6lm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259yiniz bar\u0259d\u0259 aray\u0131\u015f.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;<strong>\u00dcST-d\u0259n bu aray\u0131\u015fa m\u00fct\u0259x\u0259ssis r\u0259yi (Z\u0259nci olsa daha ke\u00e7\u0259rlidir)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bu s\u0259n\u0259dl\u0259ri ald\u0131qdan sonra m\u00fcraci\u0259t ed\u0259nl\u0259r bilm\u0259lidirl\u0259r ki, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da  sadalanan kriteriyalara aid sosial t\u0259b\u0259q\u0259l\u0259r\u0259 pul verilm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259k. Y\u0259ni internet\u0259 girib g\u0259ncl\u0259rimizin z\u0259hl\u0259sini t\u00f6km\u0259yin. Qoy m\u0259\u015fq el\u0259sinl\u0259r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;<strong>Ke\u00e7\u0259ll\u0259r\u0259, b\u0131\u011fl\u0131lara, kosalara, a\u011fz\u0131nda di\u015fi olanlara, m\u0131r\u0131qlara, di\u015fi olmayanlara, karlara, korlara, \u0259lill\u0259r\u0259, z\u0259lill\u0259r\u0259, qad\u0131nlara, erk\u0259kl\u0259r\u0259, -18 v\u0259 +18 qrupuna daxil olanlara, evi olanlara, kiray\u0259ni\u015finl\u0259r\u0259, ev v\u0259 mobil telefonlar\u0131 olanlara, olmayanlara, aya\u011f\u0131na ayaqqab\u0131 geyin\u0259nl\u0259r\u0259, \u0259ynin\u0259 \u015falvar geyin\u0259nl\u0259r\u0259, yax\u015f\u0131 v\u0259 pis oxuyan t\u0259l\u0259b\u0259l\u0259r\u0259, m\u0259m\u0259 yey\u0259nd\u0259n (ot yey\u0259n, \u0259t yey\u0259n) p\u0259p\u0259 yey\u0259n\u0259 v\u0259 s. (buraya da unutdu\u011fum n\u00fcanslar daxildir)<\/strong> \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259 <strong>d\u00fc\u015f<\/strong>m<strong>\u00fcr<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ayd\u0131n oldumu? Olmasa bir d\u0259 z\u0259ng edin, siz\u0259 yenid\u0259n izah ed\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bax g\u00fcl\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz. \u0130\u015finiz d\u00fcz\u0259lib dey\u0259s\u0259n?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u0259r halda <strong>&#171;Evd\u0259 qal\u0131n!&#187;<\/strong> \u00c7\u00f6l\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xana s\u00f6y\u00fc\u015f var!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hu\u015fturum Huy<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nuh tufan\u0131 \u00e7atd\u0131 m\u0259n\u0259,Yaz\u0131q q\u0259fl\u0259td\u0259 yatana,Bax\u0131n sularda batana,Suda \u00fcz\u00fcr, o\u011furlay\u0131r&#8230; ELB\u018fY\u0130 Bu g\u00fcnl\u0259rd\u0259 Almaniya Bundistaq\u0131nda bir deputat \u018frdo\u011fan\u0131n antikoronavirus paketin\u0259 la\u011f ed\u0259r\u0259k la\u011f etm\u0259kl\u0259<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atmaca"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3868"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3888,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions\/3888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}