{"id":94282,"date":"2023-08-05T19:37:56","date_gmt":"2023-08-05T15:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=94282"},"modified":"2023-08-05T19:37:58","modified_gmt":"2023-08-05T15:37:58","slug":"stalin-haqqinda-l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=94282","title":{"rendered":"Stalin haqq\u0131nda l\u0259tif\u0259l\u0259r"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. Stalinqrad\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 d\u0259yi\u015fib Volqoqrad qoyandan sonra o biri d\u00fcnyadan teleqram g\u0259lir: \u00abRaz\u0131yam, \u0130osif Volqin\u00bb.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Mavzoleyd\u0259 yaz\u0131: \u00abBurda 1953-ci ild\u0259n 1956-c\u0131 il\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r \u0130.V.Stalin m\u00fcv\u0259qq\u0259ti h\u00f6kum\u0259td\u0259n gizl\u0259nib\u00bb.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. M\u00fc\u011f\u0259nni \u0259vv\u0259lc\u0259d\u0259n \u00f6z u\u011furunda \u0259min idi.
    — Pis \u0259l \u00e7alsalar, Stalin haqq\u0131nda oxuyacam!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. -\u015e\u0259xsiyy\u0259t\u0259 p\u0259r\u0259sti\u015f varm\u0131?
    — P\u0259r\u0259sti\u015f h\u0259l\u0259 var, ancaq \u015f\u0259xsiyy\u0259t yoxdur.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Xru\u015f\u015fovla Bulqanin\u0131n hakimiyy\u0259ti Stalinin hakimiyy\u0259tind\u0259n n\u0259 il\u0259 f\u0259rql\u0259nib?
    — \u015e\u0259xsiyy\u0259t\u0259 p\u0259r\u0259sti\u015f iki\u00fczl\u00fcl\u00fcy\u0259 p\u0259r\u0259sti\u015fl\u0259 \u0259v\u0259zl\u0259ndi.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Stalin \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f edir:
    — Yolda\u015flar! D\u00fcn\u0259n yolda\u015f Kirovu \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcbl\u0259r\u2026
    — Kimi \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcbl\u0259r?
    — Kimi, kimi\u2026Yolda\u015f Beriya, deyin bunlara.
    — Kimi laz\u0131md\u0131r, onu da \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcbl\u0259r.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. \u00d6ld\u00fcr\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f Kennedi o d\u00fcnyaya g\u0259lib. Qap\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131b, \u0259lind\u0259 balta dayanan Stalini g\u00f6r\u00fcb qorxur.
    — Qorxma, ke\u00e7. S\u0259ni g\u00f6zl\u0259mir\u0259m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. — Yolda\u015f Stalin, burda Siz\u0259 ox\u015far adam tap\u0131blar. Sif\u0259t, b\u0131\u011f, q\u0259lyan\u2026
    — Yox edin.
    — B\u0259lk\u0259, ancaq b\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 q\u0131rxaq?
    — El\u0259 d\u0259 olar. B\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 q\u0131rx\u0131n v\u0259 yox edin\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. <\/a>Bir g\u00fcn Stalin\u0259 Pu\u015fkinin \u015feir yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerd\u0259 heyk\u0259lini g\u00f6st\u0259rirl\u0259r.
    — Yax\u015f\u0131d\u0131, ancaq bir q\u0259d\u0259r m\u00fcasirlik olmal\u0131d\u0131r. O biri layih\u0259ni g\u00f6st\u0259rirl\u0259r: Stalin Pu\u015fkinin \u0259s\u0259rl\u0259rini oxuyur.
    — Yox, bu tarixi c\u0259h\u0259td\u0259n d\u00fczd\u00fcr, ancaq siyasi c\u0259h\u0259td\u0259n s\u0259hv.
    \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc layih\u0259ni g\u00f6st\u0259rirl\u0259r: Pu\u015fkin Stalinin \u0259s\u0259rl\u0259rini oxuyur.
    — Bu siyasi c\u0259h\u0259td\u0259n d\u00fczd\u00fcr, ancaq tarixi c\u0259h\u0259td\u0259n d\u00fcz deyil.
    Sonuncu layih\u0259 bel\u0259 idi: Stalin Stalinin \u0259s\u0259rl\u0259rini oxuyur.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. Stalin f\u0259hl\u0259l\u0259r qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f edir:
    — M\u0259n f\u0259hl\u0259 sinfin\u0259 g\u00f6r\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn qan\u0131m\u0131 damla-damla verm\u0259y\u0259 haz\u0131ram. Zaldan ka\u011f\u0131z g\u0259lir: \u00abH\u00f6rm\u0259tli \u0130osif Vissarionovi\u00e7! Niy\u0259 uzad\u0131rs\u0131z? Ham\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 bird\u0259n verin!\u00bb<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  11. Stalin Beriyaya q\u0259lyan\u0131n\u0131n itdiyini deyir. S\u0259h\u0259r is\u0259 q\u0259lyan\u0131 tapd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 deyir. Beriya cavab verir:
    — M\u0259n art\u0131q 25 n\u0259f\u0259ri h\u0259bs etmi\u015f\u0259m. Ham\u0131s\u0131 da q\u0259lyan\u0131 o\u011furlad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 boynuna al\u0131b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  12. Ki\u015fi k\u00fc\u00e7\u0259y\u0259 \u0259lind\u0259 yek\u0259 \u015fuarla \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r: \u00abXo\u015fb\u0259xt u\u015faql\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131za g\u00f6r\u0259 sa\u011f olsun yolda\u015f Stalin\u00bb. Camaat onun ba\u015f\u0131na y\u0131\u011f\u0131\u015f\u0131b deyir:
    — Ba\u015f\u0131n xarab olub? S\u0259n anadan olanda Stalin \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc.
    — Ona g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259 ona sa\u011f ol deyir\u0259m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  13. — G\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u0259n, ma\u015f\u0131n gedir?
    — G\u00f6r\u00fcr\u0259m.
    — Be\u015filliyin sonunda ma\u015f\u0131nlar bir-birinin ard\u0131nca ged\u0259c\u0259k.
    G\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u0259n, traktor gedir? Be\u015filliyin sonunda traktorlar bir birinin ard\u0131nca ged\u0259c\u0259k.
    Ki\u015fi k\u0259nd\u0259 qay\u0131d\u0131b ham\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131na y\u0131\u011f\u0131b deyir:
    — G\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcz, dil\u0259n\u00e7i gedir?
    — G\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fck.
    — Be\u015filliyin sonunda onlar bir-birinin ard\u0131nca ged\u0259c\u0259k. G\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz, \u00f6l\u00fc apar\u0131rlar?
    — G\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fck.
    — Be\u015filliyin sonunda onlar\u0131 bir-birinin ard\u0131nca aparacaqlar.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  14. -SSR\u0130-ni kim yarad\u0131b?
    — Stalin!
    \u0130sraili kim yarad\u0131b?
    — Stalin!
    -B\u00fct\u00fcn bunlarda kim g\u00fcnahkard\u0131?
    — Y\u0259hudil\u0259r.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  15. Bir g\u00fcn Stalin aviakonstruktor Yakovlevi yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131b tap\u015f\u0131r\u0131q verir: \u00fc\u00e7 aya d\u00fcnyada \u0259n yax\u015f\u0131 q\u0131r\u0131c\u0131 t\u0259yyar\u0259 d\u00fcz\u0259ltm\u0259k. Yakovlev etiraz edib bildirir ki, amerikal\u0131lar bel\u0259 bir layih\u0259nin haz\u0131rlanmas\u0131na yar\u0131m il s\u0259rf edirl\u0259r. Stalin:
    — Siz amerikanl\u0131s\u0131z?
    \u00dc\u00e7 aya t\u0259yyar\u0259 haz\u0131r olur.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":94283,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundm"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94284,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94282\/revisions\/94284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/94283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}