{"id":95496,"date":"2023-10-08T00:07:07","date_gmt":"2023-10-07T20:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=95496"},"modified":"2023-10-08T00:07:08","modified_gmt":"2023-10-07T20:07:08","slug":"y%c9%99hudil%c9%99r-haqqinda-l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=95496","title":{"rendered":"Y\u0259hudil\u0259r haqq\u0131nda l\u0259tif\u0259l\u0259r"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. Qatarda bir o\u011flanla qoca y\u0259hudi gedir. O\u011flan y\u0259hudid\u0259n saat\u0131 soru\u015fur. Ancaq y\u0259hudi cavab vermir. S\u0259h\u0259r a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r. Y\u0259hudi qatardan d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259y\u0259 haz\u0131rla\u015fanda saat\u0131 deyir. O\u011flan:
    — \u0130ndi niy\u0259 deyirs\u0259n? M\u0259n\u0259 gec\u0259 saat\u0131 bilm\u0259k laz\u0131m idi.
    Y\u0259hudi:
    — Gec\u0259 s\u0259n\u0259 saat\u0131 des\u0259ydim, yava\u015f-yava\u015f s\u00f6hb\u0259t\u0259 ba\u015flayacaqd\u0131q. S\u0259n m\u0259nd\u0259n harda ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 soru\u015facaqd\u0131n. Sonra m\u0259niml\u0259 dost olmaq ist\u0259y\u0259c\u0259kdin. Ondan sonra biz\u0259 qonaq g\u0259lm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259c\u0259kdin. Sonra evim\u0259 qonaq g\u0259l\u0259c\u0259kdin. Evimd\u0259 q\u0131z\u0131mnan tan\u0131\u015f olacaqd\u0131n. Sonra q\u0131z\u0131mla evl\u0259nm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259c\u0259kdin. Saat\u0131 olmayan k\u00fcr\u0259k\u0259n m\u0259nim n\u0259yim\u0259 laz\u0131md\u0131?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. 11 sentyabrdan sonra:
    Amerikal\u0131lar Amerika bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 as\u0131r.
    \u018fr\u0259bl\u0259r Amerika bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yand\u0131r\u0131r.
    Y\u0259hudil\u0259r Amerika bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 tikib sat\u0131r.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. \u0130ki polyak bir kamerada.
    — Y\u0259hudil\u0259r\u0259 g\u00f6r\u0259 yat\u0131r\u0131q!
    — Ax\u0131 Pol\u015fada, dem\u0259k olar ki, y\u0259hudi qalmay\u0131b!
    — El\u0259 ona g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259 deyir\u0259m. Y\u0259hudil\u0259r olsayd\u0131, biz yox, onlar yatard\u0131.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Ah, bu y\u0259hudil\u0259r! \u00d6zl\u0259ri \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn sionizmi, ba\u015fqalar\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn marksizmi icad edibl\u0259r!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Pasport v\u0259 viza \u015f\u00f6b\u0259sind\u0259 y\u0259hudi SSR\u0130-d\u0259n getm\u0259k ist\u0259m\u0259sini iki s\u0259b\u0259bl\u0259 izah edir.
    — Birinci s\u0259b\u0259b odur ki, qon\u015fum m\u0259ni h\u0259d\u0259l\u0259yir. Deyir SSR\u0130 da\u011f\u0131lan kimi s\u0259ni do\u011frayacam!
    — N\u0259d\u0259n qorxursan? Ax\u0131 sovet h\u00f6kum\u0259ti he\u00e7 vaxt da\u011f\u0131lmayacaq!
    — \u0130kinci s\u0259b\u0259b d\u0259 el\u0259 odu da.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Y\u0259hudi anket doldurur.
    -Ba\u015fqa partiyalara \u00fczv olmusan?
    — Yox.
    -D\u00fc\u015fm\u0259n i\u015f\u011fal\u0131 alt\u0131nda olan \u0259razil\u0259rd\u0259 olmusan?
    — Yox.
    -M\u0259hkum olmusan?
    — Yox.
    -Milliyy\u0259tin?
    — H\u0259.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. \u015etirlis Gestapoda ili\u015fib. M\u00fcller onu \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r v\u0259 s\u0131namaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn deyir:
    — Biz\u0259 m\u0259lumdur ki, s\u0259n y\u0259hudis\u0259n!
    -N\u0259 dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rs\u0131z, m\u0259n rusam!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. -Sizi i\u015f\u0259 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u0259rdik. Ancaq biz\u0259 ali riyaziyat\u0131 bil\u0259n laz\u0131md\u0131r.
    — M\u0259n riyaziyyat fak\u00fclt\u0259sini bitirmi\u015f\u0259m.
    — \u00c7ox yax\u015f\u0131, ancaq n\u00fcv\u0259 fizikas\u0131nl da bilm\u0259k laz\u0131md\u0131r.
    — M\u0259n eyni zamanda fizika fak\u00fclt\u0259sin d\u0259 bitirmi\u015f\u0259m.
    — \u00c7ox yax\u015f\u0131. Ancaq bizim T\u00fcrkm\u0259nistanda m\u00fc\u0259ssis\u0259miz var. Ona g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259 t\u00fcrkm\u0259n dilini d\u0259 bilm\u0259k laz\u0131md\u0131r.
    — M\u0259n t\u00fcrkm\u0259n dilini d\u0259 bilir\u0259m.
    — Bizi h\u0259l\u0259 \u00e7ox \u0259l\u0259 salacaqsan, y\u0259hudisif\u0259t?!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. Y\u0259hudiy\u0259 deyirl\u0259r:
    — Lenin \u00f6l\u00fcb, ancaq \u0259m\u0259ll\u0259ri ya\u015fay\u0131r.
    — Ka\u015f \u0259m\u0259ll\u0259ri \u00f6l\u0259ydi, \u00f6z\u00fc ya\u015fayayd\u0131.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. Y\u0259hudinin qap\u0131s\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcl\u00fcr:
    — Rabinovi\u00e7 burda ya\u015fay\u0131r?
    — Yox.
    — Ax\u0131 biz\u0259 veril\u0259n \u00fcnvanda yaz\u0131l\u0131b ki, burda ya\u015fay\u0131r.
    — Siz buna ya\u015famaq deyirsiz? Rabinovi\u00e7 burda ya\u015fam\u0131r, s\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcr.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  11. Moy\u015fa qoca k\u0259ndlid\u0259n 100 dollara uzunqulaq al\u0131r. K\u0259ndli s\u0259h\u0259ri g\u00fcn uzunqula\u011f\u0131 ona g\u0259tirm\u0259li idi. Lakin s\u0259h\u0259r g\u0259lib uzunqula\u011f\u0131n \u00f6ld\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc deyir:
    — Ba\u011f\u0131\u015flay\u0131n, ancaq uzunqulaq \u00f6l\u00fcb.
    — Onda m\u0259nim 100 dollar\u0131m\u0131 qaytar\u0131n.
    — Qaytara bilm\u0259r\u0259m. \u00c7\u00fcnki x\u0259rcl\u0259mi\u015f\u0259m.
    — Yax\u015f\u0131, onda \u00f6l\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc m\u0259n\u0259 verin.
    — Neynirsiz?
    — M\u0259n onunla lotereya oynayacam.
    — Siz \u00f6l\u00fc uzunqulaqla lotereya oynaya bilm\u0259zsiz!!!!!
    — \u0130nan\u0131n ki, bil\u0259r\u0259m. Ancaq he\u00e7 kim\u0259 onun \u00f6ld\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc dem\u0259.
    Bir aydan sonra k\u0259ndli Moy\u015fan\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr.
    — \u00d6l\u00fc uzunqula\u011f\u0131 neyn\u0259din?
    — Dediyim kimi, onunla lotereya oynad\u0131m. H\u0259r\u0259si 2 dollardan 500 lotereya bileti satd\u0131m. N\u0259tic\u0259d\u0259 898 dollar q\u0259zanc \u0259ld\u0259 el\u0259dim.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  12. M\u0259kt\u0259b\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259n t\u0259z\u0259 m\u00fc\u0259llim g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, u\u015faqlardan birini ham\u0131 \u201caxmaq Moy\u015fa\u201d deyib \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. M\u00fc\u0259llim u\u015faqlardan Moy\u015fan\u0131 niy\u0259 bel\u0259 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131qlar\u0131n\u0131 soru\u015fur.
    — O, h\u0259qiq\u0259t\u0259n d\u0259, axmaqd\u0131. \u018fg\u0259r ona b\u00f6y\u00fck h\u0259cmli 5 \u015fekeln\u0259n ki\u00e7ik h\u0259cimli 10 \u015fekeli uzatsan, o, 5 \u015fekeli g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr. El\u0259 bilir ki, 5 10-dan \u00e7oxdu. Bunu dey\u0259n u\u015faq cibind\u0259n 5 v\u0259 10 \u015fekel pullar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b Moy\u015faya uzad\u0131r. Moy\u015fa h\u0259r zaman oldu\u011fu kimi 5 \u015fekeli g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr. M\u00fc\u0259llim t\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcbl\u0259 soru\u015fur:
    — Niy\u0259 bel\u0259 edirs\u0259n?
    — Bax\u0131n c\u0259nab m\u00fc\u0259llim, ax\u0131 5 \u015fekel daha b\u00f6y\u00fck h\u0259cmd\u0259di.
    D\u0259rsl\u0259rd\u0259n sonra m\u00fc\u0259llim yenid\u0259n Moy\u015faya yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b soru\u015fur:
    — S\u0259n, do\u011frudan da, 5 \u015fekelin 10 \u015fekeld\u0259n az oldu\u011funu anlam\u0131rsan?
    — \u018flb\u0259tt\u0259, anlay\u0131ram.
    — B\u0259s onda niy\u0259 5 \u015fekeli g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrs\u0259n?
    — \u00c7\u00fcnki 10 \u015fekeli g\u00f6t\u00fcrs\u0259m, onlar day m\u0259n\u0259 pul verm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259k.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  13. -Niy\u0259 Kominternd\u0259 Yeni Qvineya n\u00fcmay\u0259nd\u0259si yoxdur?
    -Burnuna s\u0131r\u011fa taxma\u011fa raz\u0131la\u015fan y\u0259hudi tap\u0131lmay\u0131b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  14. -SSR\u0130-ni kim yarad\u0131b?
    — Stalin!
    \u0130sraili kim yarad\u0131b?
    — Stalin!
    -B\u00fct\u00fcn bunlarda kim g\u00fcnahkard\u0131?
    — Y\u0259hudil\u0259r.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  15. \u0130srailin BMT-d\u0259ki s\u0259firi tribunadan \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015fa ba\u015flay\u0131r: \u00abMin ill\u0259r \u00f6nc\u0259 Musa pey\u011f\u0259mb\u0259r y\u0259hudil\u0259ri ba\u015f\u0131na toplay\u0131b yer \u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc g\u0259zirdi. N\u0259hay\u0259t, \u0130ordan \u00e7ay\u0131n\u0131n sahilin\u0259 g\u0259lir. \u018fvv\u0259l y\u0259hudil\u0259r \u00e7aydan su i\u00e7ir. Sonra Musa pey\u011f\u0259mb\u0259r paltarlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b \u00e7aya girir. \u00c7aydan \u00e7\u0131xanda g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, \u0259r\u0259bl\u0259r paltarlar\u0131n\u0131 o\u011furlay\u0131b\u00bb. Bu an \u0259r\u0259bl\u0259rin BMT-d\u0259ki s\u0259firi yerind\u0259n qalx\u0131b q\u0131\u015fq\u0131r\u0131r: \u00abO vaxt\u0131 \u0259r\u0259bl\u0259r orda ya\u015fam\u0131rd\u0131\u00bb.
    \u0130srailin s\u0259firi:
    — El\u0259 m\u0259n d\u0259 onu dem\u0259k ist\u0259yir\u0259m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  16. \u0130srail-\u0259r\u0259b m\u00fcharib\u0259si. S\u0259ng\u0259rl\u0259rin birind\u0259 yeddi \u0259r\u0259b, birind\u0259 is\u0259 bir y\u0259hudi var. Y\u0259hudi bir-bir \u00e7ox i\u015fl\u0259n\u0259n \u0259r\u0259b adlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
    -\u018fhm\u0259d!
    \u018fr\u0259bin biri aya\u011fa qalx\u0131b deyir:
    -M\u0259n!
    Y\u0259hudi onu vurur. Sonra \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
    -H\u0259s\u0259n!
    Bir \u0259r\u0259b aya\u011fa qalx\u0131b deyir:
    -M\u0259n!
    Y\u0259hudi onu da vurur. Bel\u0259c\u0259 o, alt\u0131 \u0259r\u0259bi \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcr. N\u0259hay\u0259t, bir \u0259r\u0259b qal\u0131r. O y\u0259hudinin hiyl\u0259sini ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcb eyni qayda il\u0259 \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u0259k fikrin\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr. S\u0259ng\u0259rd\u0259n \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
    -Abram.
    Abram ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 s\u0259ng\u0259rd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xarmadan soru\u015fur:
    -Kimdi m\u0259ni \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ran?
    \u018fr\u0259b ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 s\u0259ng\u0259rd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131r:
    -M\u0259n.
    S\u0259ng\u0259rd\u0259ki sonuncu \u0259r\u0259b d\u0259 bel\u0259 \u00f6l\u00fcr.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  17. Bir ravvin o biri ravvinin yan\u0131na g\u0259lib deyir:
    — Saat\u0131m\u0131 o\u011furlay\u0131blar. Bilir\u0259m ki, sinaqoqa g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259rd\u0259n biri o\u011furlay\u0131b. O\u011frunu nec\u0259 tap\u0131m?
    — Sinaqoqa g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259ri bir yer\u0259 topla v\u0259 moiz\u0259 oxu. \u00abO\u011furluq etm\u0259k g\u00fcnahd\u0131r\u00bb dey\u0259nd\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259rin g\u00f6zl\u0259rin\u0259 bax. Kim g\u00f6zl\u0259rini a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 salsa, bil ki, o\u011fru odu.
    S\u0259h\u0259ri g\u00fcn saat\u0131 o\u011furlanan ravvin bir d\u0259st\u0259 g\u00fcll\u0259 m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259t ver\u0259n ravvinin yan\u0131na g\u0259lir:
    — Sa\u011f ol, m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259tin m\u0259n\u0259 \u00e7ox k\u00f6m\u0259k etdi.
    — O\u011frunu tapd\u0131n?
    — Yox. Ancaq \u00abZina etm\u0259k g\u00fcnahd\u0131r\u00bb deyil\u0259n yer\u0259 \u00e7atanda saat\u0131 harda yaddan \u00e7\u0131xard\u0131\u011f\u0131m yad\u0131ma d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc\u00bb.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  18. Rabinovi\u00e7 arvad\u0131na deyir:
    — Utan\u0131ram, \u00e7ox utan\u0131ram.
    — N\u0259 olub?
    — Abram art\u0131q \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc d\u0259f\u0259dir m\u0259ni arvad\u0131n\u0131n d\u0259fnin\u0259 d\u0259v\u0259t edir. Ancaq m\u0259n onu h\u0259l\u0259 bir d\u0259f\u0259 d\u0259 olsun d\u0259v\u0259t etm\u0259mi\u015f\u0259m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  19. \u00c7\u0259ll\u0259kd\u0259 diri bal\u0131q sat\u0131rlar. Abram soru\u015fur:
    — Bal\u0131q t\u0259z\u0259di?
    — G\u00f6rm\u00fcrs\u0259n, diridi.
    — M\u0259nim arvad\u0131m Sara da diridi, ancaq t\u0259z\u0259 deyil.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  20. Y\u0259hudi arvad\u0131 — \u0259n g\u00f6z\u0259ldi.
    \u018fg\u0259r el\u0259 deyils\u0259 \u2013 \u0259n a\u011f\u0131ll\u0131d\u0131.
    El\u0259 d\u0259 deyils\u0259 \u2013 onda \u0259n x\u0259st\u0259di.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  21. Rabinovi\u00e7 Nyu-Yorka m\u00fchacir\u0259t edir. Orada restoran a\u00e7\u0131r. Restoran\u0131n qap\u0131s\u0131nda yaz\u0131r: \u201c\u018fr\u0259bl\u0259r\u0259 giri\u015f qada\u011fand\u0131\u201d. Bir ne\u00e7\u0259 g\u00fcnd\u0259n sonra restorana \u0259r\u0259b g\u0259lir. Ofisiant bunu Rabinovi\u00e7\u0259 bildirir. Rabinovi\u00e7 deyir:
    — Yax\u015f\u0131, hay-k\u00fcy ist\u0259mir\u0259m. Ona kofe v\u0259 buterbrod ver. Ancaq hesab\u0131 ikiqat art\u0131q al. Bir d\u0259 bura g\u0259lm\u0259z.
    Ancaq s\u0259h\u0259ri g\u00fcn nahar vaxt\u0131 \u0259r\u0259b yenid\u0259n restorana g\u0259lir. Bu d\u0259f\u0259 Rabinovi\u00e7 ondan \u00fc\u00e7qat art\u0131q hesab alma\u011f\u0131 tap\u015f\u0131r\u0131r. \u018fr\u0259b yeyib pulu verib gedir. \u00dcst\u0259lik, ax\u015fama 10 n\u0259f\u0259rl\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259c\u0259yini deyir. Rabinovi\u00e7 fikirl\u0259\u015fib deyir:
    — Yax\u015f\u0131, qoy g\u0259lsin. Ancaq hesab\u0131 onqat art\u0131q alarsan.
    Ax\u015fam \u0259r\u0259b \u00f6z dostlar\u0131 il\u0259 g\u0259lir, yeyib-i\u00e7ir, hesab\u0131 verib gedir. S\u0259h\u0259r Rabinovi\u00e7in restoran\u0131n\u0131n qaba\u011f\u0131nda yaz\u0131 as\u0131l\u0131r: \u201cY\u0259hudil\u0259r\u0259 giri\u015f qada\u011fand\u0131\u201d.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  22. Rabinovi\u00e7 d\u00fckana g\u0259lir.
    — M\u0259n\u0259 siyasi b\u00fcro \u00fczvl\u0259rinin \u015f\u0259kill\u0259rind\u0259n y\u00fcz komplekt verin.
    — Neyn\u0259yirsiz o q\u0259d\u0259r?
    — Viza alm\u0131\u015fam. T\u0259l-\u018fvivd\u0259 tir a\u00e7maq ist\u0259yir\u0259m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  23. Y\u0259hudi q\u0259biristanl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda ana balaca o\u011flunu d\u0259fn edir v\u0259 tap\u015f\u0131r\u0131r:
    — O\u011flum, Allahdan xahi\u015f el\u0259, Sara \u0259r\u0259 getsin. Sonra xahi\u015f el\u0259 ki, Xaim day\u0131n sa\u011fals\u0131n. Sonra de ki, Natan\u0131 \u0259sg\u0259r aparmas\u0131nlar.
    Yax\u0131nl\u0131qda dayanan q\u0259birqazan d\u00f6zm\u0259yib dill\u0259nir:
    — Qulaq as\u0131n, \u0259g\u0259r Allaha bu q\u0259d\u0259r i\u015finiz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcbs\u0259, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcz gedin. Day a\u011fl\u0131 k\u0259sm\u0259y\u0259n u\u015fa\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6nd\u0259rm\u0259yin.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  24. Bir n\u0259f\u0259r kils\u0259y\u0259 g\u0259lib ke\u015fi\u015f\u0259 deyir:
    — M\u0259n g\u00fcnah etmi\u015f\u0259m.
    — N\u0259dir g\u00fcnah\u0131n?
    — Y\u0259hudini aldatm\u0131\u015fam.
    — Bu, g\u00fcnah deyil.
    — B\u0259s n\u0259di?
    — Bu m\u00f6c\u00fcz\u0259di!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  25. Y\u0259hudi u\u015fa\u011f\u0131 \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc pis apard\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6r\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn m\u0259kt\u0259bl\u0259rd\u0259n qovurlar. Atas\u0131 bilmir n\u0259 etsin. Ax\u0131rda u\u015fa\u011f\u0131 xristian kils\u0259 m\u0259kt\u0259bin\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rirl\u0259r. Bir m\u00fcdd\u0259t ke\u00e7ir. U\u015faq \u00e7ox yax\u015f\u0131 oxuyur, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc a\u011f\u0131ll\u0131 apar\u0131r. T\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcbl\u0259n\u0259n ata o\u011flundan soru\u015fur:
    — N\u0259 oldu, bel\u0259 tez d\u00fcz\u0259ldin?
    — Ata, inanmazsan. M\u0259kt\u0259b\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259 g\u00f6rd\u00fcm ki, el\u0259 qap\u0131da bir y\u0259hudini \u00e7arm\u0131xa \u00e7\u0259kibl\u0259r. Ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fcm ki, bunlarla zarafat etm\u0259k olmaz.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  26. Avtomobil kiray\u0259l\u0259m\u0259k m\u0259nt\u0259q\u0259si. Y\u0259hudi oran\u0131n sahibind\u0259n soru\u015fur:
    — Deyin g\u00f6r\u00fcm, \u00abReno\u00bb bir kilometr\u0259 n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r benzin i\u015fl\u0259dir?
    — Bir qa\u015f\u0131q!
    — \u00c7ay, yoxsa yem\u0259k qa\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  27. M\u0259hk\u0259m\u0259 y\u0259hudiy\u0259 5 il i\u015f verir. Y\u0259hudi son s\u00f6z\u00fcnd\u0259 deyir:
    — Olar ki, m\u0259n\u0259 5 yox, 10 il i\u015f ver\u0259siz. Ancaq h\u0259bsxanada bir g\u00fcnd\u0259n bir olum?
    Ancaq lap a\u011f\u0131ll\u0131 y\u0259hudi bel\u0259 deyirdi:
    — Olar m\u0259n 5 yox, 10 il h\u0259bsxanada yat\u0131m. Ancaq ax\u015fam 8-d\u0259n s\u0259h\u0259r 8-\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  28. Q\u00fcds\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259n amerikal\u0131 H\u00fczn divar\u0131na baxmaq ist\u0259yir. Ancaq oran\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 bilm\u0259diyind\u0259n taksi s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fcs\u00fcn\u0259 deyir:
    — Y\u0259hudil\u0259rin a\u011flad\u0131\u011f\u0131, ba\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 divara vurdu\u011fu yer\u0259 apar.
    S\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc onu vergi polisinin binas\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na apard\u0131.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  29. Qulaq as, Mendel. Niy\u0259 Abramla day kart oynam\u0131rsan?
    — S\u0259n h\u0259r d\u0259f\u0259 f\u0131r\u0131ldaq i\u015fl\u0259d\u0259n adamla kart oynayard\u0131n?
    — \u018flb\u0259tt\u0259, yox.
    — Abram da oynamaq ist\u0259mir.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

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