{"id":98860,"date":"2024-03-13T22:01:43","date_gmt":"2024-03-13T18:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=98860"},"modified":"2024-03-13T22:01:44","modified_gmt":"2024-03-13T18:01:44","slug":"mudrikl%c9%99r-v%c9%99-fatehl%c9%99rin-h%c9%99yatindan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=98860","title":{"rendered":"M\u00fcdrikl\u0259r v\u0259 fatehl\u0259rin h\u0259yat\u0131ndan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Soyuq suda bi\u015f\u0259n bal\u0131q.<\/strong> Q\u0259dim yunan filosofu Ksenofon \u00f6z haz\u0131rcavabl\u0131\u011f\u0131 il\u0259 m\u0259\u015fhur idi. Bir d\u0259f\u0259 kims\u0259 ona dey\u0259nd\u0259 ki, qaynar suda ya\u015fayan bal\u0131qlar g\u00f6r\u00fcb, Ksenofon d\u0259rhal cavab verir:\u00abOnda g\u0259r\u0259k onlar\u0131 soyuq suda bi\u015fir\u0259k\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dialoq.<\/strong> Q\u0259dim \u00c7in filosoflar\u0131 \u00c7tuan-Tszi v\u0259 Xu\u00e7\u015fi \u00e7ay\u0131n \u00fcz\u0259rind\u0259 sal\u0131nm\u0131\u015f k\u00f6rp\u00fcd\u0259 g\u0259zi\u015firmi\u015fl\u0259r. \u00c7tuan-Tszi deyir: \u00abBu bal\u0131qlar suda nec\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fck l\u0259zz\u0259tl\u0259 oyna\u015f\u0131rlar, bal\u0131q h\u0259yat\u0131n\u0131n h\u0259zzi bundad\u0131r\u00bb. Xu\u00e7\u015fi deyir: \u00abS\u0259n ki bal\u0131q deyils\u0259n, bal\u0131\u011f\u0131n n\u0259d\u0259n h\u0259zz ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hardan bil\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259n?\u00bb. \u00c7tuan-Tszi d\u0259rhal cavab verir: \u00abS\u0259n ki m\u0259n deyils\u0259n, hardan bil\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259n ki, m\u0259n bal\u0131\u011f\u0131n n\u0259d\u0259n h\u0259zz ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmir\u0259m!\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    K\u00f6p\u0259k<\/strong>. Bir n\u0259f\u0259r Diogeni izdihaml\u0131 bir yerd\u0259 oturub \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k yediyini g\u00f6rd\u00fckd\u0259 filosofa demi\u015fdir: -S\u0259n evd\u0259 deyil, k\u00f6p\u0259k kimi meydanda, adamlar\u0131n aras\u0131nda yeyirs\u0259n. Diogen deyir: -Qarda\u015f, k\u00f6p\u0259kl\u0259r, ad\u0259t\u0259n, \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k yey\u0259n adamlar\u0131n yan\u0131n\u0131 k\u0259sdirib durduqlar\u0131 kimi s\u0259n d\u0259 m\u0259nim yan\u0131mda \u015f\u00f6ng\u0259yib durmusan.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Lov\u011fa<\/strong>. Bir d\u0259f\u0259 istedads\u0131z, lov\u011fa bir \u015fair \u00abG\u0259l\u0259c\u0259k n\u0259sill\u0259r\u0259\u00bb adl\u0131 \u0259s\u0259rini oxumaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn Volter\u0259 g\u0259tirir v\u0259 bir m\u00fcdd\u0259td\u0259n sonra Volterd\u0259n \u0259s\u0259ri haqda n\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc soru\u015fur. Volter deyir: -He\u00e7 n\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fcr\u0259m. Lakin m\u0259n\u0259 bel\u0259 g\u0259lir ki, \u0259s\u0259riniz \u00f6z \u00fcnvan\u0131na yeti\u015fm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259k .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 Vaxt v\u0259 \u0259b\u0259diyy\u0259t.<\/strong>\u00a0Amerika jurnalisti missis Tompson Albert Eyn\u015fteynd\u0259n m\u00fcsahib\u0259 al\u0131r: -Sizc\u0259, vaxtla \u0259b\u0259diyy\u0259t aras\u0131nda hans\u0131 f\u0259rq var? -M\u0259nim balam, -Eyn\u015fteyn m\u00fclayimlikl\u0259 deyir, \u2014 bu f\u0259rqi siz\u0259 izah etm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn m\u0259nim imkan\u0131m olsayd\u0131, siz bunu ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015f\u0259n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r aradan \u0259b\u0259diyy\u0259t q\u0259d\u0259r vaxt \u00f6tm\u00fc\u015f olard\u0131 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00fcnya v\u0259 \u015ealvar.<\/strong> Bir d\u0259f\u0259 m\u0259\u015fhur kinoaktyor Adolf Menju \u0259n yax\u015f\u0131 Nyu-York d\u0259rzisin\u0259 \u015falvar sifari\u015f verir. D\u0259rzi tikdiyini bir ne\u00e7\u0259 d\u0259f\u0259 Menjunun \u0259ynind\u0259 \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcb-bi\u00e7dikd\u0259n sonra yaln\u0131z bir aydan sonra \u015falvar\u0131 haz\u0131r edir. Menju \u0259s\u0259bi-\u0259s\u0259bi deyir: -Bu d\u00fcnyan\u0131 yaratmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn Allaha c\u0259mi yeddi g\u00fcn b\u0259s el\u0259di, sizs\u0259 bir \u015falvar\u0131 otuz g\u00fcn\u0259 tikdiniz! -Bu bel\u0259dir. Lakin siz bu d\u00fcnyaya da bax\u0131n, bu \u015falvara da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    N\u0259zak\u0259t.<\/strong> G\u00f6vd\u0259c\u0259 \u00e7ox yo\u011fun olan ingilis yaz\u0131\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 \u00c7esterton dostlar\u0131 il\u0259 s\u00f6hb\u0259t zaman\u0131 demi\u015fdir: \u00abM\u0259nim yo\u011funlu\u011fum n\u0259zak\u0259tli olma\u011f\u0131ma k\u00f6m\u0259k edir. Bu g\u00fcnl\u0259rd\u0259 tramvayda ged\u0259rk\u0259n durub yerimi \u00fc\u00e7 adama verdim\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u00c7in dili v\u0259 Pikasso.<\/strong> Pikassonun dostlar\u0131ndan biri onun r\u0259sm \u0259s\u0259rl\u0259rin\u0259 tama\u015fa etdikd\u0259n sonra etiraf etmi\u015fdir: -Ba\u011f\u0131\u015fla, lakin m\u0259n s\u0259nin \u00e7\u0259kdikl\u0259rini ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fcr\u0259m. Bu c\u00fcr \u015feyl\u0259r m\u00f6vcud deyil. -B\u0259s s\u0259n \u00e7in dilini ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrs\u0259n? \u2014 Yox. \u2014 Bununla bel\u0259 o m\u00f6vcuddur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u00c7\u0259km\u0259.<\/strong> Bir ingilis diplomat \u201cA\u011f ev\u201d\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259r\u0259k prezident Linkolnun \u00f6z \u00e7\u0259km\u0259l\u0259rini sildiyini g\u00f6r\u00fcb t\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcbl\u0259 soru\u015fur: -H\u00f6rm\u0259tli prezident, siz \u00f6z \u00e7\u0259km\u0259l\u0259rinizi silirsiniz? \u2013\u018flb\u0259tt\u0259, \u00f6z \u00e7\u0259km\u0259l\u0259rimi! Yoxsa siz ba\u015fqalar\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7\u0259km\u0259l\u0259rini t\u0259mizl\u0259yirsiniz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Axmaq.<\/strong> M\u0259\u015fhur ingilis satirik yaz\u0131\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 Conatan Svift bir g\u00fcn \u015f\u0259h\u0259rd\u0259 g\u0259z\u0259rk\u0259n qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na \u00e7\u0131xan bir n\u0259f\u0259r: \u201cM\u0259n yoldan \u00e7\u0259kilib h\u0259r bir axma\u011f\u0131n qabaqca ke\u00e7m\u0259sin\u0259 raz\u0131 olub yol ver\u0259 bilm\u0259r\u0259m\u201d, -dedikd\u0259, yaz\u0131\u00e7\u0131: \u201cM\u0259n is\u0259 m\u0259mnunuiyy\u0259tl\u0259 yol ver\u0259r\u0259m, -deyib yoldan \u00e7\u0259kilmi\u015fdir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

   \u00c7\u0131l\u011f\u0131n demokrat.<\/strong> Se\u00e7ki kompaniyas\u0131n\u0131n gedi\u015find\u0259 respublika\u00e7\u0131lar partiyas\u0131n\u0131n namiz\u0259di Teodor Ruzvelt ki\u00e7ik \u015f\u0259h\u0259rl\u0259ri g\u0259z\u0259r\u0259k alovlu nitql\u0259rl\u0259 \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f edirmi\u015f. \u015e\u0259h\u0259rcikl\u0259rin birind\u0259 bir d\u0259qiq\u0259d\u0259 bir \u201cM\u0259n demokratam!\u201d ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131b onun \u0259s\u0259bl\u0259rin\u0259 toxunan adamdan soru\u015fur:  -Dey\u0259 bil\u0259rsinizmi ki, siz n\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn demokrats\u0131n\u0131z? \u2013\u00c7\u00fcnki babam m\u0259nim demokrat olub, atam demokrat olub, indi d\u0259 m\u0259n \u00f6z\u00fcm demokratam.  \u2013Yax\u015f\u0131\u2026 \u0259g\u0259r sizin baban\u0131z e\u015f\u015f\u0259k olsayd\u0131, atan\u0131z da e\u015f\u015f\u0259k olsayd\u0131, o vaxt siz n\u0259 olard\u0131n\u0131z? \u2013Onda m\u0259n respublika\u00e7\u0131 olard\u0131m! \u2013dey\u0259 Ruzveltin oponenti s\u00f6z alt\u0131nda qalm\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

   G\u00fcn v\u0259 il.<\/strong> Tan\u0131nm\u0131\u015f alman r\u0259ssam\u0131 Mentselin yan\u0131na bir g\u0259nc g\u0259lib \u00e7\u0259kdiyi r\u0259smi ona g\u00f6st\u0259rir: \u201cMaestro! Han\u0131 \u0259dal\u0259t? Bu r\u0259smi m\u0259n bir g\u00fcn\u0259 \u00e7\u0259kmi\u015f\u0259m, lakin bir ildir ki, onu sata bilmir\u0259m\u201d, -\u201c\u018fziz dostum, \u0259g\u0259r siz bu r\u0259smi bir il\u0259 \u00e7\u0259ks\u0259ydiniz, y\u0259qin ki, onu birc\u0259 g\u00fcn\u0259 sata bil\u0259rdiniz\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

   \u0130t s\u00fcm\u00fcy\u00fc sev\u0259r.<\/strong> Ekranlarda zavall\u0131 adam rollar\u0131nda \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f ed\u0259n \u00c7arli \u00c7aplin h\u0259m d\u0259 \u00f6z m\u00fcst\u0259dib xarakteri v\u0259 ac\u0131dilliyi il\u0259 m\u0259\u015fhur idi. Bir d\u0259f\u0259 o, \u00f6z itini g\u0259zintiy\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131r. \u0130t yax\u0131nl\u0131qda durmu\u015f son d\u0259r\u0259c\u0259 ar\u0131q bir qad\u0131na \u201csarma\u015faraq\u201d, onu yalama\u011fa ba\u015flay\u0131r. \u00c7arli \u00c7aplin qad\u0131ndan guya \u00fczr ist\u0259yir: \u2014 Ba\u011f\u0131\u015flay\u0131n, madam, m\u0259nim itim he\u00e7 vaxt bu q\u0259d\u0259r s\u00fcr-s\u00fcm\u00fcy\u00fc bir yerd\u0259 g\u00f6rm\u0259yib.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

   R\u0259y.<\/strong> G\u0259nc bir dramaturq Bernard \u015eounu \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7ox ciddi pyesinin ilk tama\u015fas\u0131na d\u0259v\u0259t edir. Tama\u015fa zaman\u0131 \u015eou \u0259sas\u0259n yatmaqla m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olur. Tama\u015fa qurtard\u0131qdan sonra g\u0259nc dramaturq s\u0259si inciklikd\u0259n titr\u0259y\u0259-titr\u0259y\u0259: -Siz nec\u0259 yata bil\u0259rdiniz! \u2013deyir. \u2013Ax\u0131 siz yax\u015f\u0131 bilirdiniz ki, sizin r\u0259yinizin m\u0259nim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r b\u00f6y\u00fck \u0259h\u0259miyy\u0259ti var idi.  \u2013M\u0259nim yatma\u011f\u0131m el\u0259 m\u0259nim r\u0259yim idi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abX\u0259zin\u0259\u00bb kitab\u0131ndan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soyuq suda bi\u015f\u0259n bal\u0131q. Q\u0259dim yunan filosofu Ksenofon \u00f6z haz\u0131rcavabl\u0131\u011f\u0131 il\u0259 m\u0259\u015fhur idi. Bir d\u0259f\u0259 kims\u0259 ona dey\u0259nd\u0259 ki, qaynar suda ya\u015fayan bal\u0131qlar g\u00f6r\u00fcb, Ksenofon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":98861,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundm"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98862,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98860\/revisions\/98862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}