{"id":99254,"date":"2024-04-14T13:10:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=99254"},"modified":"2024-04-14T13:11:04","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:11:04","slug":"baxmaqdan-doymadigimiz-filml%c9%99rd%c9%99n-sitatlar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/?p=99254","title":{"rendered":"Baxmaqdan doymad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z filml\u0259rd\u0259n sitatlar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u00abB\u0259yin o\u011furlanmas\u0131\u00bb<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.alsevin.az\/?p=170\"><\/a><br><\/strong>-G\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n monqol turistl\u0259ri monqol dublyonkalar\u0131n\u0131 buradan niy\u0259 al\u0131rlar?<br>-S\u0259n\u0259 \u0259jdaha laz\u0131md\u0131r? Yox, m\u0259nim n\u0259yim\u0259 laz\u0131md\u0131r? He\u00e7 m\u0259n\u0259 d\u0259 laz\u0131m deyil.<br>-\u018f\u015fi n\u0259 f\u0259rqi var s\u0259s hardan g\u0259lir, burdan e\u015fit, burdan da oyna da.<br>-Bu kino ki var, \u00e7ox q\u0259liz m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259dir, h\u0259m q\u0259lizdir h\u0259m d\u0259 ki, vacib.<br><br>-Ay yolda\u015f, bir az sakit olar?&nbsp;<br>-Olar, niy\u0259 olmur?&nbsp;<br><br>-Nananay nay nay nananay nay -evd\u0259 u\u015faqlar da deyir ki, atam\u0131z i\u015f\u0259 gedib<br><br>&nbsp; \u2014 Ay ki\u015fi ist\u0259mirs\u0259n s\u0259ni- ucqar bir k\u0259nd sakinini uzaq Liviya s\u0259hras\u0131nda g\u00f6rs\u00fcnl\u0259r?<br>\u2014 Yox<br>\u2014 D\u00fcz deyirs\u0259n, s\u0259ni el\u0259 g\u00f6rm\u0259s\u0259l\u0259r yax\u015f\u0131d\u0131r.&nbsp;<a><\/a><br>-S\u0259kkiz min pul al\u0131blar, oynamaqlar\u0131na bax.&nbsp;<strong><br><br>\u00abBizim C\u0259bi\u015f m\u00fc\u0259llim\u00bb<\/strong><br>-\u0130kinizi d\u0259 Allah \u00f6ld\u00fcrs\u00fcn, s\u0259ni d\u0259, Hitleri d\u0259.<br><br>-Bird\u0259n raz\u0131 olmad\u0131.<br>-Olar, olar. Onun el\u0259 arvad\u0131 var ki, yum\u015faldar onu.<br><br>-\u00abG\u0259lin m\u0259nim \u015foppulu balalar\u0131m, atan\u0131z sabun bi\u015firib\u00bb &nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>-Pulun var s\u0259n\u00fcn?<br>-S\u0259nin yox sizin.<br>-Pulun var siz\u00fcn?<br><br><strong>\u00abB\u0259xt \u00fcz\u00fcy\u00fc\u00bb<br><\/strong>-Ay\u0259 bu g\u00fcn el\u0259 ham\u0131 m\u0259ni \u00f6p\u00fcr. \u018fc\u0259l zadm\u0131 bir girl\u0259yir.<br>-Q\u0259l\u0259m dem\u0259, den\u0259n \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k a\u011fac\u0131m\u0131z itmi\u015fdi.<br>-Namus, qeyr\u0259t.<br>-Ehh, bel\u0259 g\u00f6z\u0259l d\u00fcnyan\u0131 d\u0259lixanaya d\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259n qad\u0131nlard\u0131 dana, qad\u0131nlar.<br><br>-Neyniyiresen meni?<br>-Sirkeye qoyaceyam seni ay durak&nbsp;<br>-\u00d6z halal \u0259rini niy\u0259 sirk\u0259y\u0259 qoymiyersan?<br><br>&nbsp;S\u00f6yl\u00fc: \u00abAy\u0259\u0259 ekologiya deyil\u0259n budur? Maykeyi a\u011f sal\u0131rsan qara \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r\u00bb &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00abU\u015faql\u0131\u011f\u0131n son gec\u0259si\u00bb<\/strong><br>-Fantomass<br>-N\u0259? n\u0259???<br>-Fantomas<br>-K\u00fcl s\u0259nin ki\u015fi ba\u015fuvaa<br><br>-S\u00f6hb\u0259t sosiskadan getmir e, adam g\u0259r\u0259k vnimatelni olsun.<br><br><strong>\u00abB\u0259xtiyar\u00bb<\/strong><br>-Vallah he\u00e7 ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015f\u0259 bilmir\u0259m ki, niy\u0259 bizim klubumuz camaat\u0131n xo\u015funa g\u0259lmir. Biz n\u0259 el\u0259y\u0259 bil\u0259rik, A\u011fabala?!<br>-Onlar g\u0259l\u0259c\u0259kl\u0259r. Onlar qiyam\u0259t oynay\u0131rlar. Pullar\u0131n\u0131 da qabaqcadan vermi\u015f\u0259m.<br>-S\u0259sinizi k\u0259sin. T\u0259cili t\u0259dbir g\u00f6rm\u0259liyik ki, sabah klubda \u00f6zf\u0259aliyy\u0259t d\u0259rn\u0259kl\u0259ri olsun. Fikirl\u0259\u015fin, ham\u0131n\u0131z fikirl\u0259\u015fin&#8230;&#8230;.<br><br>\u2014 \u0130\u015fl\u0259ri-g\u00fcc\u0259ri qurtar\u0131b, niy\u0259 baxacaqar?<br>\u2014 Niy\u0259 baxacaqlar yox, n\u0259y\u0259 baxacaqlar?&nbsp;<br><br>-Atova n\u0259hl\u0259t kirpi.<br><br><strong>\u00abAlma almaya b\u0259nz\u0259r\u00bb<br><\/strong>-\u0130st\u0259yirs\u0259n texnikuma girim s\u0259nin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn, ist\u0259yirs\u0259n bazar\u0131 ba\u011flatd\u0131r\u0131m s\u0259nin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn.<br>-G\u00f6r\u00fcm o Berbank\u0131 albuxara \u00fcz\u00fcn\u0259 h\u0259sr\u0259t qals\u0131n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00abQaynana\u00bb<\/strong><strong><br><\/strong>\u018fl\u00fcn qurusuuun el\u0259, \u0259l\u00fc\u00fc\u00fcn!<br>Bye bye -atondu, anondu.<br><br><strong>\u00abYol \u0259hvalat\u0131\u00bb<\/strong><br>&nbsp;Yalansa fransuzki ilan vursun dil\u00fcnn\u0259n.<br>Sizi bura y\u0131\u011fmaqda m\u0259qs\u0259dim odur ki, sizinl\u0259 i\u015fl\u0259m\u0259k \u00e7ox \u00e7\u0259tindi. Sizd\u0259n adam olmuyub olmuyacaq.&nbsp;<br><br><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kayzen.az\/uploads\/images\/00\/46\/30\/2013\/01\/19\/a7b38b.jpg\" alt=\"kino\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abB\u0259yin o\u011furlanmas\u0131\u00bb-G\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n monqol turistl\u0259ri monqol dublyonkalar\u0131n\u0131 buradan niy\u0259 al\u0131rlar?-S\u0259n\u0259 \u0259jdaha laz\u0131md\u0131r? Yox, m\u0259nim n\u0259yim\u0259 laz\u0131md\u0131r? He\u00e7 m\u0259n\u0259 d\u0259 laz\u0131m deyil.-\u018f\u015fi n\u0259 f\u0259rqi var s\u0259s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":99255,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundm"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99254"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99257,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99254\/revisions\/99257"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/99255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fedai.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}